Mario’s driving that car to a dumb Princess with an ample rack who doesn’t know how to make him laugh and hates his friends. Off screen there’s a girl who liked him before the ugly car and bank roll that turned him into a douchebag.
Hey-O?
Liebot, what is the saddest thing? This is in the running, though.
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Hahahahah, ideally the car would stop right in the middle and be labeled ‘Bang Zone’
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Liebot, what is the saddest thing? This is in the running, though.
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Lindsay Katai, I wanna high five you so bad.
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Lady version: a C-cup and an IQ 20 points lower than whoever put you in the Friend Zone. Hey-O! Mario’s driving that...
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